Who's good at writing a snappy, exciting opening sentence to an essay ? - I NEED YOUR HELP!?

Try quoting someone, that always looks intelligent. I'm not sure if you are writing in favour of underage drinking or not or both points of view? Anyway in the UK alcohol is legal at 18, if that is any help. But we do have quite a problem with underage binge drinking as it is seen as a rite of page to get drunk in my opinion, there now you can quote me!!